Posted 2 hours ago





>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

(Source: grovyle)

Posted 2 hours ago

Piratical inspiration

The good news: Spending all that time playing the Game of Thrones mod for Crusader Kings 2 this week has been inspirational!

The bad: Probably not my most productive use of time.

"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground." - Cersei Lannister

"What is dead may never die, but rises again, harder and stronger."

Posted 3 hours ago





guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 



I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.


He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu


What a series of unnecessary events

(Source: therealslimblakeslee)

Posted 4 days ago

Today’s CK2 discovery

After seeing a Facebook post about it, today I discovered the Crusader Kings 2 mod After the End, which allows you to play in post-apocalyptic North America beginning in 2666. I knew there had been at least one previous post-apocalyptic North America mod, but apparently it had gone defunct at some point.

Unfortunately, it only covers North America east of the Mississippi River (excluding St. Louis, where the Pope resides). Cape Girardeau and another county in south-east Missouri are also present, but they’re not playable, at least to start the game. Essentially, to start the game you’re limited to anything east of the Mississippi River and south of somewhere in Canada. Apparently the developers want to eventually include the whole map, but I have no idea how long that might take.

At the moment, my current game is as the King of Iowa (the first of whom, his grandfather, began the game as the Duke of Forgottonia). My current goal is to form the Kingdom of Chicagoland, but so far the rulers of the Duchy of Illinois have proven troublesome. 

In addition to Catholicism and Protestantism, other religions in this mod include Norse Paganism (because “why not?”, I guess), Occultism (I’m guessing it’s supposed to be sort of Lovecraftian, considering most of New England and Appalachia follows it), Rastafarianism (followed by the Caribbean Empire), Atomism (worship of old technology), and various others.

Posted 5 days ago




when your next victim finally comes into the stall


This is fucked up. I’m crying.

aw no, dont cry. come sit down lets talk about it


Posted 5 days ago



fun science fact: bees dont actually buzz theyre just going “beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” because theyre excited to be a bee

wasps, however, have no concept of excitement and are beings of pure despair

Posted 5 days ago


This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife

(Source: derpycats)

Posted 5 days ago
You think I’m not a  g o d d e s s ?

(Source: arryns)

Posted 5 days ago

Feanor’s contributions to the Third Age





Late-night street-lights






Feanor, corrupting your youth since the Years of the Trees.

Also the whole exile thing

Posted 5 days ago
  1. INFJ: Easygoing + Softie
  2. ISTJ: Easygoing + Optimist
  3. ISFJ: Easygoing + Buddy
  4. INFP: Easygoing + Dreamer
  5. INTJ: Independent + Free Spirit
  6. ISFP: Independent + Artist
  7. ISTP: Independent + Lone Wolf
  8. INTP: Independent + Thinker
  9. ESFJ: Outgoing + Trendsetter
  10. ESFP: Outgoing + Entertainer
  11. ENFJ : Outgoing + Charmer
  12. ENTJ: Outgoing + Leader
  13. ENTP: Confident + Designer
  14. ENFP: Confident + Adventurer
  15. ESTJ: Confident + Braniac
  16. ESTP: Confident + Go-getter